Here's something I received in the mail today. Definitely some food for thought for the unmarried bachelor like myself. Have a laugh and you can add your take in the comment section too. :)
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
- David Bissonette
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
- Sacha Guitry
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
- Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
- Anonymous
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
- Dumas
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
- Sigmund Freud
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
- Anonymous
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
- Sam Kinison
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."
- James Holt McGavran
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
- Patrick Murray
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
- Nash
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
- Anonymous
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
- Henny Youngman
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
- Rodney Dangerfield
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
- Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
- Anonymous
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
- David Bissonette
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
- Sacha Guitry
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
- Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
- Anonymous
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
- Dumas
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
- Sigmund Freud
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
- Anonymous
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
- Sam Kinison
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."
- James Holt McGavran
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
- Patrick Murray
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
- Nash
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
- Anonymous
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
- Henny Youngman
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
- Rodney Dangerfield
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
- Anonymous
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
- Anonymous
2 comments:
keep thinking like these quotes and you wouldnt have to wonder why you are an unmarried bachelor my friend haha... (food for thought*)
lolx! Food for thought indeed!
Oh well, it was just something I pulled from my inbox. Glad you appreciated it though!:P
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