Answering calls at unholy hours have been quite routine this year. Seems like my number is the hottest thing in town. Is it advertised as a chatline number in THE NEW PAPER? From the odd calls I get from the boys I give tuition, to the guys who play DoTA at Prinsep every other weekday night, friends who're stuck in the west when their bikes are facing problems, to the ultimate.... Matters of the heart calls.
This time, it was all about me. Was it a prank? It ain't April Fools yet dawg.
This time, it was all about me. Was it a prank? It ain't April Fools yet dawg.
Me: Hello. (Sleepy voice)
Friend: Hello, sorry kacau u tidur. U tak solat subuh ehhh...
Me: Ah... nie ah jap lagi nak solat. (macam real) What can I do for you XXXX?
Friend: Ermm... How are you?
Me: Fine thank you. *yawn* Kinda odd for you to call me at this hour. What's up XXXX?
Friend: Takde.... Dengar-dengar you're getting engaged eh?
Me: Huh? With whom?
Friend: Eh? Tak eh?
Me: Where did you heard it from?
Friend: Oh takpe takpe...
Me: WTF?
Friend: Ok ok. Sorry sorry... Dah gie tido. Nanti I sms tau. Sweet dreams k
Me: Ahhh ok, bye.
(Right... Last year, I was quite fine with this. But this year?!?! Again?!?!)
1 comment:
lol. at least yours was that. mine was worst - a pervert.
me: (groggily) hello?
caller: eh sleeping ah?
me: yea.. who is this?
caller: who else la...
me: hmm? XXXX?
caller: yea la.. like tt oso dunno..
me: oh... yea what do you want?
caller: what are you wearing now ah? got wear underwear or not??
me: huh?? (looks at hp, saw that it was some private number and hangs up the call, terrified.)
*shudder*
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